britishstarr:

fingerbacksnap:

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

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egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

  • White people: terrorists? From the Middle East? All brown people no exceptions.
  • White people: Jesus Christ? From the Middle East? White. Obviously.
itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
amoying:

my year end volleyball award

amoying:

my year end volleyball award

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

life-with-christian:

basedgosh:

i was tired but i said “five more minutes” and now im not tired

Said no one ever.

tifferini:

JR Bourne fixing Tyler Hoechlin’s tie at the MTV Movie Awards
Do not repost/edit without permission

A toast, to the proud Lannister children.

john-barowman:

bad-wolf-tardis:

staystaystays:

meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store

mycroft-queenofcake:  dancing-in-a-thunderstorm:  theblogofdeduction:  thealphasourwolf:  fuckyeahrdj:  kashmir1:  hawkachu:  trickyshellhead:  hackedmotionsensors:  tardiscrash:  tellxmebby:   Could you imagine shopping and just looking over into the isle and seeing him   (via creeperjude) There is like nothing but juice in that cart. What the hell Robert, you juice whore.   THERE IS A FACE IN THE EGGS   OMFG THERE IS A CREEPY FACE IN THE EGGS. WTAF. ALSO. HE IS WEARING A STARK BASEBALL CAP. STARK. I AM NOT IMAGINING THAT, RIGHT? omg rdj wtaf.  is that jude law hiding in the eggs youre walking in the dairy aisle theres no one around and your cart is full out of the corner of your eye you spot him: RDJ hes following you in a Stark brand cap his cart squeaks on the floor, and he narrows his eyes to a squint hes staring at you: RDJ youre looking for the checkout but youre all turned around hes walking beside you now and you can see theres juice in his cart my god, theres juice everywhere. shopping for your food - with RDJ you get in the same queue - with RDJ he browses through the candy Hollywood superstar RDJ picks up a pack of gum - RDJ looks at the price - RDJ puts it back on the shelf - practical shopper RDJ

the hat

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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